I like cards against humanity because it’s offensive and because this is an actual review on their website they chose to publish:


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When someone is crying, of course, the noble thing to do is to comfort them. But if someone is trying to hide their tears, it may also be noble to pretend you do not notice them.  Lemony Snicket (via lovequotesrus)

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Yo for real, FUCK SCHOOL ! I mean imma still go, imma still go tho.

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do u ever daydream about decorating ur first apartment bc i do

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